It takes them 3 minutes and 19 clicks to do something that would take you literally two fucking seconds to do.
So you just sit there, trying to interject with a helpful tip or two:
"Oh—no, you just have to—-oh, okay…yeah sure we’ll go back to the home page…but you could have just - okay - right - okay, so click that and - no, no you don’t have to re-type the whole - fuck. okay, no that’s okay, let’s just - here, can I just…..can I just take this…"
And then you’re all like: Please just let me do it myself.
And they’re all like: No, it’s okay - I’ve done this before.
And you end up just ripping the entire computer out of their incompetent grip.