Do you ever..
Watch a TV show with ridiculously good-looking people in it, pause it on your PVR to go get more pretzels, notice that you happened to pause it on them making a horribly awkward face and think: Hm. Everyone has the potential to be ugly. And feel a little bit better about yourself? No? Just me? Okay then.
Khalil Gibran and I should have been married.
You were born together, and together you shall be for evermore. You shall be together when the white wings of death scatter your days. Aye, you shall be together even in the silent memory of God. But let there be spaces in your togetherness. And let the winds of the heavens dance between you. Love one another, but make not a bond of love: Let it rather be a moving sea between the shores of your...
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serafina: I always look like a moron in the 3D glasses they give you in the theatre. Good thing it's dark in there.
jill: Indeed. I need dim lighting to hide my flaws. And more importantly, my rashes.
serafina: Clearly this is a big issue we both face.
jill: I need to start exclusively dating blind men.
serafina: Ah yes, that's what we need. Men who can read our rashes like Braille.